WW is going awesome. I am down to 145 and have lost 16 pounds and 10 % of my body weight since I joined on March 12th. My goal is to lose another 15 by the time I head to boot camp, putting me at a nice, reasonable 130 pounds.
Hey, were you ever wondering what it would be like to hover over a toilet and pee in a cup with a woman watching your every move? How about doing the crab walk around a room while in your bra and panties and then doing jumping jacks and pushups in front of 20 other girls? Does this sound like a GREAT day to YOU?! Then you should head out to your local Military Entrance Processing Station! MEPS offers many valuable lessons including, but not limited to:
*How to hold your urine analysis cup correctly so you can spill it all over your hand!!!
*The correct way to do the crab walk so everyone in the room can see every imperfection in your body!!!
*How to do lunges so your ass can jiggle and your bare feet can slide on the cold gym floor AT THE SAME TIME!!!
*The proper way to "hurry up and wait" in line to get your eyes, ears, blood, skin, height, weight, and measurements checked so you can be at your local processing station for up to EIGHT HOURS!!!
Does this sound exciting to you? Then YOU should join the military too! All this and more awaits you and your nearby MEPS! :):):)
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you had to crab walk? jesus. i have nightmares about 7th grade gym and i wake up thanking god that i will never again have to crab walk.
Ya, it was pretty ridiculous. We also had to "duck walk" which is basically squating with your ass close to the ground and walking... ya, try it... it's pretty retarded looking (but, conincidentally, VERY ducklike)
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